Blanty 

A black girl that likes to make fun of white people or thinks they are superior to white people. They will often make passive aggressive remarks toward white people for things they can't control or act like the target individual is foolish in some way for not fitting into the blanty's culture. Plural is Blanties.

"Girl look at the way this white boy talks!" "Lol he's so white. OMG there's too many white boys in this school get me out of here!" "Right? Like imagine being named Andrew? Stop I could nottt"
"Dude, some fuckin' Blanty was talking mad shit about you"

Blanty by pileofheads March 2, 2025

blarty 

a black people party

Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?

blarty by 1535sj September 8, 2011

BlastyFace 

To be at the pinnacle of drunkenness; A drunken stupor in which at a certain point your behavior is uncontrollable.

Dude i was so BlastyFace last night, i don't even remember that fisticuffs at the Dairy Queen.

BlastyFace by StabMasterArson January 24, 2009

blapty 

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others

Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.

blapty by beefmissile November 6, 2009

Blaneysexual 

Straight but gay for Ryan Blaney

I was minding my own business then I saw Ryan Blaney on TV. At that moment I knew I was Blaneysexual

Blaneysexual by yeet_27j June 16, 2020

blanky 

security blanket. Imparts the power of invisibility. Also impervious to vampire attack. The blanket can be worn up to the neck and still give complete protection, due to a forcefield that projects up over the head. Helps you sleep.
Also the name of a member of the superhero team, the Flangetastic Four.

" I wish we werent camping on this old indian burial ground."
" Im not worried, I brought my blanky"

blanky by dr live March 14, 2008

blanky mcblanksalot 

A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.

Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.

blanky mcblanksalot by Joey Headset March 7, 2008