blandy

a swamp donkey who is a dead shit

blandy is a swamp donkey

by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003

blandis

A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).

"Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"

by mot08 February 18, 2005

Blandy

This is when you are promised a blow job and it starts out looking like one but it quickly turns into a very unenthusiastic hand job.

I thought she was down for a blowy but It turned into a high friction blandy!

by Simple Night Cop October 04, 2019

Blandy

A dual-action blow job, hand job combination. Also known as 'a good blowjob'.

We were dancing in my living room and she went down on me right there. It was the best blandy I've ever gotten.

by The Leisure Diver August 24, 2011

BLANDY

a swamp donkey with an ugly girlfriend called kirsty and a hot sister

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by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003

blandie

Masturbation using your mouth.

I had some time and I decided on a blandie.

by Mayhem229 October 04, 2013

blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015