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Blanketry 

The art of ah.. blankets.

Class 1- apprentice (not yet qualified to fully appreciate any blanket)

Class 2- amateur (a small grasp on blankets, a basic understanding of thread functions, has permission to sleep with a washcloth sized blanket)

Class 3- associate (is able to determine thread count under the guidance of a blanket over-seer, can now sleep with a throw rug)

Class 4- bachelor (has the ability determine thread count with a glance, usually within 50 threads, can sleep with a sheet and pillow)

Class 5- master (has mastered the art of blanketry, is allowed a full bed, equipped with blanket, down comforter, pillows, and sheets. can count any number of threads with a glance, and knows the amount of feathers in a down comforter immediately. must have spent at leas 10 years beneath a blanket at all times to achieve his/her masters in blanketry)

Class 6- professor (the teachers of all lesser blanketeers, knows all the secrets hidden within each thread count of each blanket, ever. can grow blankets from a single down feather, and each of his blankets, pillows, comforters etc. weave themselves. he lives within his blanket, never revealing himself to the world and or his colleges, his blanket is equipped with every necessity he should ever need, including shower, diapers, kitchen, fridge, food, garden, cows, and all cereal corporations)
Mahina- Blanketry Master

Ethan- Blanketry Master

Dan- Blanketry Amateur
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Blanketry 

When you say something that means something else. You could just be honest from the beginning but you wanna be blanketry about it.
He's just giving blanketry vibes
Blanketry by Cellulite Queen August 21, 2020

Popcorn Sex Blanket 

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

Rock Blanket 

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.
The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.
Rock Blanket by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket 

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

skank blanket 

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.
Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.
skank blanket by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

nut blanket 

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.
Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!
nut blanket by Epididymitis May 15, 2018