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A Blaner has many meanings, it can mean you eat old bags of spaghetti. It could mean you fart in lunchboxes that aren't yours. But above all else it means that you enjoy frolicking in the sun with your pet piglets; i mean yea they can be a handful and make a mess sometimes but they're just a bunch of little piggies right?
dude i bet that guy is a total blaner
Blaner by Doback February 19, 2019
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bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016
Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?
bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017
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beanergy 

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.

House Beaner 

A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.
“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.

beanerbyte

1. a unit of data measurement for computers, one beanerbyte is eaqual to one gigobyte , the only diffrence is that a beanerbyte contains media in spanish .

2.one gigobyte of hispanic pornography
1.Jose has one beanerbyte of hispanic music on his computer
2. yesturday i downloded one beanerbyte of porn on my computer
beanerbyte by beaner master98 August 15, 2010

Beanerland 

a term used to describe an area inhabited by a large amount of mexican individuals (beaners)
When I was six my family and I were walking around Treasure Island in Disneyland. There were so many mexicans that I told them "this place is more like Beanerland."
Beanerland by biguglymexican January 5, 2010

beanerschneitzel 

a cross between a mexican and a german.
oh my gosh, alexandra is such a beanerschneitzel.
beanerschneitzel by yomama99999 February 18, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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