Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.

But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.

by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017

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Blank dick

When you have plenty of an item and someone asks for a few and you tell them no.

Ben needed some pvc 90’s and we had a whole box. He asked for some and we told him no. We blank dicked him.

by Tiller the Killer May 15, 2019

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An open-ended promise to perform any sexual act with one's partner, i.e. a sexual blank check.

My hubby wrote me a blank dick for our anniversary... he gon' get it tonight!

by j_shady March 11, 2017

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blind dick

Someone who would fuck everything with a hole and does so

Exemple 1
Yo Yanice slept with that ugly ass bitch
He a real blind dick
Exemple 2
Man a hole is a hole
You a real blind dick hakeem

by badasssuperblackpanda July 16, 2014

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The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.

I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.

by Epocseer April 7, 2019

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Dick blind....a penis that doesn't care about looks weight or beauty. Penis blind to anything other than getting a nut usually a great wingman is dick blind

I wouldn't bang that chick cause she's nasty af....but my boy is dick blind he'll fuck her.

by Aryan Barbarian22 April 1, 2015

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