Dick-Band 

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.

Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"

Dick-Band by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023

tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

tight as dick's hat band by Kani's world April 2, 2017

dick bandit 

a huge slut who goes for every dick out there! popularized by juvenile's song entitled back that ass up

damnnnnnnn that gurl is a dick bandit, she hooked up with everyone

dick bandit by dstets April 3, 2008

Big Dick Bandit 

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.

Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.

Big Dick Bandit by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

big dick bandit 

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.

Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"

big dick bandit by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007

Big Dick Bandit 

Someone with a large penis. A phrase made Popular by the Drake/Lil' Wayne song "Im Going In"

"I'm just doing me and you could never understand. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowin' like a slit wrist no bandage." - Drake

Big Dick Bandit by IHateMsSeversonAndMsRuelle April 4, 2010

The Dick Bandit 

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

The Dick Bandit by Mommyhole November 13, 2018