Urban Dictionary: Dick-Blind

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The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.

I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.

by Epocseer April 07, 2019

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

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Dick blind

When the dick so good you are temporarily blinded. Your vision becomes blurred.

Girl he fucked me so good I was dick blind!

by Samles December 13, 2020

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dick blind

Dick blind....a penis that doesn't care about looks weight or beauty. Penis blind to anything other than getting a nut usually a great wingman is dick blind

I wouldn't bang that chick cause she's nasty af....but my boy is dick blind he'll fuck her.

by Aryan Barbarian22 April 01, 2015

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Dickblind

When the dick is so big that the girl dosn't realize how ugly the guy is.

I saw that boy shes been fucking, she must be dickblind cause he fugly.

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Dick Blind

When a man carries on a long term relationship with a transvestite without knowing he is with a man.

Have you seen Brendan's new "girlfriend"? The dude's totally dick blind.

by beenjamin' June 09, 2015

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