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blackerton 

Blackerton: 1. noun, someone of a Caucasian race or background who wishes to be and portrays the characteristics of someone of an African-American race or background (beyond wangster).
2. adjective, a way to describe something that was so unexplainable or unexpected there was no other word for it (beyond: cool, sweet, gnarly, awesome, crazy, insane and extreme)
1. That wannabe kid over there is a total blackerton from the way he walks to the way he talks.

2. Those crazy kids Derrick and Dylan are total blackertons, but Steven and his friend Boitano aren’t at all!
blackerton by Dylan & Derrick February 10, 2007

Blacker Than Dean 

something that is extremely cool or hilarious. this is in reference to a character from harry potter.Antonym: Whiter than Tom. in reference to Tom Riddle AKA lord voldemort.
Luna: like my new converse?Dobby: Definitely. Those shoes are BLACKER THAN DEAN!!
Blacker Than Dean by Mrs. Norris September 25, 2008

blacker than the ace of spades 

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes
"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017

BlackBerranoia 

A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.
James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!

Patrick: man are you serious?

James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!

Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!

Blacketball 

Similar to basketball, yet without whities
Jim, let's go down to the Y and shoot some hoops.

Ted, we'll just be sitting on the sidelines as the brothers be playing blacketball
Blacketball by Babygotfront August 9, 2012