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Blackteria 

George, "Oh man, i cant eat here ther might be blackteria on my hamburger from that black guy."
Blackteria by KKKindaAK July 3, 2008

blacktrack 

black·track intransitive verb \’blak-,trak\

The act of changing your mind because President
Obama has agreed with you.

(origin: September 2013, Americanism; Bill Maher - Real Time With Bill Maher)

black (1) + track

1. a dark color, like the color of the current

American President Barack Obama 2009-...
Republicans blacktracked on waging war with Syria
blacktrack by YvesNY September 13, 2013

Blacktrack 

The act of changing one's mind because President Obama has agreed with you.
Bob: Hey Eddie, when do you think Obama plans on bombing some more brown people? It doesn't look like that Syria thing is going to happen.

Eddie: Well don't lose hope yet, every conservative in congress just did a blacktrack. There may be bombing after all if they have anything to say about it.
Blacktrack by ComradWinston September 16, 2013

blacktrack 

The act of changing your mind on a subject matter because Obama agrees with you.
The republicans blacktrack onwar in Syria because Obama emplores congress to vote yes on a strike there.
blacktrack by billmaherluvr September 13, 2013

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017

BlackBerranoia 

A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.
James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!

Patrick: man are you serious?

James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!

Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!