Eating Black Jack sweets before giving your bf a blow job then as he cums, choke on his jizz and puke the black jack and jizz mixture back up on his dick!
Trystyn: I just got a new coat, Hannah! *holds it up*
Hannah: Dude, thats a black girl jacket!
Trystyn: What?
Hannah: It only covers your boobs, its plaid, and it has some retarded ass fake fur on it... why did you think this would look good?!
Trystan: Oh... well i thought it would look hot...
Hannah: Dude, your not black!