Blaam

Another word for sex

Wassup with the lil sluts iam trynna "blaam" somethin?

Look at them blaamskeeze over there.

Maan i remember when i first Blaam something i busted hella fast.

by ricco fresh September 29, 2012

#blamejason

On GTLive (Its a stream on Youtube from The Game Theorists.) We always blame their producer Jason with #BlameJason. If anything goes wrong we #BlameJason. We have to Blame him at least once a stream.

We couldn't stream so #BlameJason.

by Phanshipper01 April 21, 2017

blamegmc

a goat rapper/singer/love maker/ stepdad/ producer, blamegmc is way ahead of his time, he’s on the path to do great things, definitely not a mediocre rapper

damn that that new blamegmc?
this shit going so fucking hard holy fuck god damn i can’t sit still god fucking damn it this is the best fucking shit i’ve ever heard

by blamegmc November 27, 2021

Balamer

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

An otherwise blameless life

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.

Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.

by TheHobbitsAreGoingtoIsengard March 9, 2019

Blame Simon

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008