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Bjordi

Bjordi is a very sad person. Bjordi is a simp.
hej Bjordi
by nåntingknknkn August 30, 2021
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Bordinal

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011
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bordie

I am in a relationship with a bordie.
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Björking

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.
Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.
by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010
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bordism

A bordism is an equivalence relalation between maninfolds. Two n dimensional manifolds are bordant if their is an n+1 dimensional manifold whose boundary is the disjoint union of the two n dimensional manifolds
A pair of pants is a bordism between the circle and the disjoint union of two circles.
by KoisterKloitch June 21, 2012
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wild bordi

a male individual that resembles the primate by the same name, characterized by it's puffed ass, big lips, wide eyes, and bad temperment. Like a bro the bordi has a few key phrases and mannerisms that identify him:

"What?"
"Come on"
Elbows at the waste, with arms pointed outward, with hands fully open and fingers out.

Don't leave food or drink out in the direct area of the bordi unattended.
The wild bordi's favorite food are the 2 for $1 tacos sold at fast food places.

"Where are my groceries I bought and why is my 3 liter sports drink damn near empty?"
"You left your room open, and I guess a wild bordi came by."
by Savage3 July 4, 2008
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Bordision

Decisions you make when you are bored
Like bro I just had the craziest Bordision
by Greg smaiser December 13, 2022
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