Decisions 

When you have to fart a decision has to be made. This term stemmed from an all nighter in SF when my friend Melissa had bad gas and said she couldn't help it. I then explained my theory on how a decision must be made. So, if you have to fart you say: I have a decision to make.

a. I need to make a decision.

b. Ewe take your decisions over there!!

Decisions by Alaina Joyxoxo February 19, 2009

decisions 

what you aren't good at.

"Have you made a choice?"
"I'm going to follow my dream as an exotic dancer."
"Decisions."

decisions by thoumother.com November 24, 2018

Decisions

I'm not making any. This works the way I want it to or I start stabbin. The decision has already been made and my decision is final.

Hym "No decisions will be made and no taxes will be paid as I am already done making the only decision that is going to matter."

Decisions by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am 

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am by #swaggin July 11, 2019

bad decisions 

Are the root cause of most fun. And the impetus for almost every Epic story any dude has ever had anywhere. Also occasionaly responsible for unemployment or death.

I went out with the guys last night and made some bad decisions. It was fucking awesome. I still have that one Girls shoe.

bad decisions by BadJohn April 22, 2007

rash decisions 

a rash decision is one where the results are not thought out ahead of time, and the results are usually not very good, or beneficial to anyone involved.

decision that can be the downfall of anyone and in the long run, rash decisions can cost you a lot of money. rash decisions are regrettable, sometimes painful, and usually hard to undo.

rash decisions by acissej.ronnoc88 February 14, 2012

Horrible Life Decisions 

Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.

Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'

or

Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'

or

Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'

Horrible Life Decisions by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009