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Cute little powerfull norwegian.
We should love Bjarte.
We love Bjarte!
Norway rocks because Bjarte lives there.
Sweden is also cool because Bjarte has been there.
Bjarte by Bjarte January 21, 2004
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Super cute norwegian dude who suddenly will come into your life and make it better. I mean it was good before but now its like really great. He gets super exited about cute stuff like horses and amphibious boats. He can get really cocky but like in a hot way.
1: Damn that Bjarte is a hot piece of ass
2: Yeah id let him ruin my panties any day
Bjarte by randomtjej October 4, 2023
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bjarte leithaug 

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Salt My Dish, Bartender 

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