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to fuck a research assistant in the ass.
Did you how he barteled her? Dude was hype!
bartel by clint durden April 27, 2009
Words you can keep
To spill food or drink on your shirt,pants or car
Fuck Man I just dumped half my coffee on my shirt . Dude I hate when I bartel myself.
Bartel by ba5tard December 7, 2011
Someone that lives off of their parents until they inherit the family wealth.
Bartel said "I dont need a job my parents give me an allowance"!
bartel by AHAHAHAHA!! September 9, 2011

jimmy bartel 

greatest player in the Australian football league, one the 2007 brownlow medal to go along with the premiership medallion one a few days after. famously turned up to the brownlow count minus a gf as she "was in denmark" and instead brought his best mate tim callen.
jimmy bartel raped essendons mid field last week
jimmy bartel by penissauce April 5, 2008

Google Barrel Roll 

When you Google Barrel Roll, it turns the Entire page around!!!!
When I did Google Barrel Roll, it did indeed turn the whole page around in a circle!!!!
Google Barrel Roll by Starchylde September 12, 2016

Bone barrel 

a slang term for female genitalia
"Hey babe, why don't you put that big 'ol bone into my bone barrel" - L
Bone barrel by thewhitegandhi November 4, 2020

bartle skeet 

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.
bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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