norwegian

Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.

-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*

by MoiKristine May 13, 2007

norwegian

Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.

Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump!

by anon. April 8, 2005

norwegian

usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people

Man that girl was so fine! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.

by hi- Liter November 8, 2003

norwegian

(n) Highly educated person.

Holy shit! That guy is driving a fuckin' BMW. He must surely be a Norweian!

by Hank Feynman April 19, 2005

norwegian

the goddamn illest nationality on the planet. norway beats all ya trumps. where you can see all the tall blond woman and once u come back to america u c all the dirty fat chix and whatever you see em do.

i am Japanese of norwegian Origin.

by owen. November 15, 2007

Norwegian

A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.

American: I want some fish, maybe some potatoes.
Other American: You dam Norwegian!

by Blondcurlface April 10, 2011

Norwegian

When the sky goes trippy.

Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens?
Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.

by Tungston December 12, 2009