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Bitchton 

1. A unit of measure meaning 15,000 of an item. It is most commonly used as an exaggeration of something. It is 10,000 times a bitch or 1,000 times a bitchful. With no noun after, one can assume it is being described in weight, depending on the region where you are it could be pounds or kilograms.

2. It could also be used to describe an area where people live, normally the nicer regions of a city or town.
I have a bitchton of coffee cups at my house.

That truck must weight at least 2 bitchtons.

That guy lives in the bitchtons of manhatten.
Bitchton by Ice Pop November 1, 2012

bitcheroni 

When you feel like feeding in League of Legends ,but at the same time feel like winning
Damn dude I wanna bitcheroni hard this game!
bitcheroni by Eonman30 December 7, 2016

bitchy mcbitch bitcherson

a name describing a female who is two-faced, bitchy, a hoe, mean, a jerk (not a good one), and pear-shaped....

synonyms:
pearass, shakira, pearbitch, colorguard, and pear-shaped

antonyms:
nice, holier than thou, respectable, has a life, and hour-glass-shaped
Guy 1: Yeah.... She's the girl that wrote that blog.... What was her name??

Guy 2: IDK.... Probably Bitchy McBitch Bitcherson!!

Both: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

bitchectomy

The removing of the bad attitude from a person who regularly complains.
wife to husband: Am I just a total bitch?
husband: No, you're just honest and forthright.
wife: My friend had a hysterectomy to remove her ovaries and such, maybe I could use a bitchectomy to make me nicer?
bitchectomy by LibWannabe January 25, 2010

Bitchtonkor 

A person affected with a disease that messes up the brain of a person and makes that person become gay.
Move out of the way! That person is a bitchtonkor!

Bitchtonio 

Man that bitchtonio yells a lot
Bitchtonio by Truest definitions November 2, 2023
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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