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Bitchbonic Plague 

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.

bitchercising 

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.
Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.

bitchenistic 

Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch (definition #4). Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.
"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"

Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.
bitchenistic by Crawdaddy January 4, 2009

Bitcherpillar 

The first stage of Bitch Metamorphosis. Precedes Bitch Cocoon and Bitcherfly.

A rookie bitch who has no method to bitching whatsoever. Receives no respect from others.

Usually will provide nonstop, futile complaints.
Taylor bitched at Adam to give her back the things he borrowed from her. He ignored her and continued on with his day knowing she was a measly bitcherpillar.
Bitcherpillar by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014

bitchy mcbitch bitcherson

a name describing a female who is two-faced, bitchy, a hoe, mean, a jerk (not a good one), and pear-shaped....

synonyms:
pearass, shakira, pearbitch, colorguard, and pear-shaped

antonyms:
nice, holier than thou, respectable, has a life, and hour-glass-shaped
Guy 1: Yeah.... She's the girl that wrote that blog.... What was her name??

Guy 2: IDK.... Probably Bitchy McBitch Bitcherson!!

Both: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Bitcharonie 

A Bitcharonie is someone who acts like a bitch, but smells like macaroni.
Wow! Did you see that Bitcharonie? I swear she constantly smells like macaroni!

The Bitcharonie account on instagram is the best! I just wish there wasn't so much macaroni.
Bitcharonie by Banana&Crispy April 14, 2016