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bitchtopia 

The state in which several minor things are going wrong for a prima donna, thereby giving them an extraordinary opportunity to complain mercilessly and without cessation.
When both the wedding planner and the florist made minor mistakes on her wedding day, it was a true bitchtopia for my finacee; she began a rant that lasted nearly 2 hours. She's never been so happy!
bitchtopia by Boodles March 22, 2008

Bitchtopia 

Man! Did you see all dem bitches down at the bitchtopia?!
Bitchtopia by The_Bitch_in_Charge January 19, 2014

Bitchtoria

1) A Victorian bitch. See Elizabitch.
2) An extremely bitchy text-to-speech engine.
Claire might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but a Bitchtoria.

I could tell Victoria was a Bitchtoria from the start when she wouldn't stop saying 'bitch bitch bitch' in her bitchy synthesized voice.
Bitchtoria by Phixes February 15, 2005

Bitchton 

1. A unit of measure meaning 15,000 of an item. It is most commonly used as an exaggeration of something. It is 10,000 times a bitch or 1,000 times a bitchful. With no noun after, one can assume it is being described in weight, depending on the region where you are it could be pounds or kilograms.

2. It could also be used to describe an area where people live, normally the nicer regions of a city or town.
I have a bitchton of coffee cups at my house.

That truck must weight at least 2 bitchtons.

That guy lives in the bitchtons of manhatten.
Bitchton by Ice Pop November 1, 2012
A variant of the words bitch and altoid. Bitch, meaning a very shrew-ish person, is combined with Altoid, the curiously strong mint, to form Bitchtoid, a curiously strong and sometimes painful bitch. Definitly a lot worse to deal with than just a normal bitch.
Damn, my ex is such a bitchtoid, she just punched me in the face and broke my nose.
bitchtoid by Guernica322 December 15, 2008

bitchtorium

a place or venue harboring people with extreme levels of bitchassness in mass proportion
i have to get out of this bitchtorium...
bitchtorium by michellerr May 1, 2008