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bitchcookies

The act of freaking out over something completely trivial. Most often used within an action containing the words "served", or "dished up".
When she found out her coffee contained cream instead of milk, Sarah served up a big batch of Bitchcookies.
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(N.)

Synonyms: Epic, WorldWar 3, YouAreNotWorthy

Cheddars Monster Cookie. Usually resulting in war and bloodshed. It is observed that homo sapien sapiens from the 21st century often turn against each other when this gets placed on the dinner table often leading one to believe that this can be the start of world war 3.
Holy Shi*, the BigCookie is here. RUN before the riots start!
BigCookie by BigCookieEater June 29, 2011

bitchomie 

Your Main Homie who is your Main Bitch.

FEMALE. Who rides, but also questions, how shall we die. MUST BE EPIC — must be Facebook Live worthy!! Cuz if it didn’t happen on social media. Then it didn’t happen & then you are cursed to walk the earth as a BITCHOMBIE. (see definition)
AYEBAYBAY! This one time when she helped me break in & borrow the dude I was stalkings man juice so I could have his babies & like straight kinda held him hostage. We didn’t die, but we did time. Made us Bitchomies for life.
bitchomie by imreene August 8, 2019