Cheddars Monster Cookie. Usually resulting in war and bloodshed. It is observed that homo sapien sapiens from the 21st century often turn against each other when this gets placed on the dinner table often leading one to believe that this can be the start of world war 3.
HolyShi*, the BigCookie is here. RUN before the riots start!
FEMALE. Who rides, but also questions, how shall we die. MUST BE EPIC — must be Facebook Live worthy!! Cuz if it didn’t happen on social media. Then it didn’t happen & then you are cursed to walk the earth as a BITCHOMBIE. (see definition)
AYEBAYBAY! This one time when she helped me break in & borrow the dude I was stalkings man juice so I could have his babies & like straight kinda held him hostage. We didn’t die, but we did time. Made us Bitchomies for life.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"