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bitchtopia 

The state in which several minor things are going wrong for a prima donna, thereby giving them an extraordinary opportunity to complain mercilessly and without cessation.
When both the wedding planner and the florist made minor mistakes on her wedding day, it was a true bitchtopia for my finacee; she began a rant that lasted nearly 2 hours. She's never been so happy!
bitchtopia by Boodles March 22, 2008
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Bitchtopia 

The place where all the bitches hangout.
Man! Did you see all dem bitches down at the bitchtopia?!
Bitchtopia by The_Bitch_in_Charge January 19, 2014

Bitchtoria

1) A Victorian bitch. See Elizabitch.
2) An extremely bitchy text-to-speech engine.
Claire might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but a Bitchtoria.

I could tell Victoria was a Bitchtoria from the start when she wouldn't stop saying 'bitch bitch bitch' in her bitchy synthesized voice.
Bitchtoria by Phixes February 15, 2005
A variant of the words bitch and altoid. Bitch, meaning a very shrew-ish person, is combined with Altoid, the curiously strong mint, to form Bitchtoid, a curiously strong and sometimes painful bitch. Definitly a lot worse to deal with than just a normal bitch.
Damn, my ex is such a bitchtoid, she just punched me in the face and broke my nose.
bitchtoid by Guernica322 December 15, 2008

bitchtorium

a place or venue harboring people with extreme levels of bitchassness in mass proportion
i have to get out of this bitchtorium...
bitchtorium by michellerr May 1, 2008

Bitchtonio 

Man that bitchtonio yells a lot
Bitchtonio by Truest definitions November 2, 2023

bitchtonio 

Someone who behaves like a bitch
Bitchtonio is being annoying
bitchtonio by Truest definitions November 2, 2023
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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