Phixes's definitions

Bitchtoria

1) A Victorian bitch. See Elizabitch.
2) An extremely bitchy text-to-speech engine.

Claire might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but a Bitchtoria.

I could tell Victoria was a Bitchtoria from the start when she wouldn't stop saying 'bitch bitch bitch' in her bitchy synthesized voice.

by Phixes February 15, 2005

Jimmy Page

A person too divine for definition.

Don't even attempt to define Jimmy Page. That individual is far too divine for definition.

by Phixes May 13, 2005

Elizabitch

An Elizabethan whore.

She might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but an Elizabitch.

by Phixes February 9, 2005

American Idiot

A U.S. citizen who likes Green Day.

Green Day won a Grammy because the judges were American Idiots.

by Phixes February 25, 2005

karch

A blockage consisting of mucus in the back of the throat.

I have a little karch in my throat.

by Phixes December 16, 2004

putz

Radio host Rush Limbaugh.

Why do you listen to that old putz?

by Phixes February 23, 2005

Jeff Beck

Guitar god who, despite the fact that he didn't write his own songs, was one of the greatest, most technically advanced, and most innovative rock musicians of all time. Part of the trio of guitar legends (Beck, Clapton, and Page) who were involved with British blues rock band the Yardbirds.

Rod Stewart is nothing without Jeff Beck.

by Phixes March 17, 2005