Definitions by Phixes

Jimmy Page

A person too divine for definition.

Don't even attempt to define Jimmy Page. That individual is far too divine for definition.

Jimmy Page by Phixes May 13, 2005

plimsoul 

Something you can rock.

When Jeff Beck was young, I'd let him rock my plimsoul any day.

plimsoul by Phixes March 17, 2005

Jeff Beck 

Guitar god who, despite the fact that he didn't write his own songs, was one of the greatest, most technically advanced, and most innovative rock musicians of all time. Part of the trio of guitar legends (Beck, Clapton, and Page) who were involved with British blues rock band the Yardbirds.

Rod Stewart is nothing without Jeff Beck.

Jeff Beck by Phixes March 17, 2005

American Idiot 

A U.S. citizen who likes Green Day.

Green Day won a Grammy because the judges were American Idiots.

American Idiot by Phixes February 25, 2005

putz 

Radio host Rush Limbaugh.

Why do you listen to that old putz?

putz by Phixes February 23, 2005

Bitchtoria

1) A Victorian bitch. See Elizabitch.
2) An extremely bitchy text-to-speech engine.

Claire might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but a Bitchtoria.

I could tell Victoria was a Bitchtoria from the start when she wouldn't stop saying 'bitch bitch bitch' in her bitchy synthesized voice.

Bitchtoria by Phixes February 15, 2005

Elizabitch 

An Elizabethan whore.

She might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but an Elizabitch.

Elizabitch by Phixes February 9, 2005