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Phrase used to describe someone of extremely low intelligence. A Bushtard is far more dense than a retard and has an IQ closer to that of George W. Bush.
Don't be such a fucking Bushtard! Next thing you'll be running for president!!
Bushtard by Oli J April 29, 2003
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someone as stupid as George W. Bush
The president is such a bushtard, he had to cheat to get elected.
Bushtard by yup August 12, 2004
A person who is so mentally retarded they are comparable to the uselessness and retardation of Bush jr.
Ryan Seacrest is such a bushtard.
bushtard by J-Mizzle May 18, 2006
A portmanteau of the words bastard, retard and the name of the current President of the United States of America, George W. Bush. Used to refer to supporters of his policy, ignorant statements supporting them, as well as the man himself.
If you think that less money spent on education is a good thing, then you're a Bushtard.
Bushtard by Stanthedefiner November 3, 2006

bashtard 

noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...
That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...
bashtard by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

Bashtard 

A person who is adept in the Bourne-again shell and bash scripting language.
Hey, I rewrote your oneliner to save you 2 piped processes and 40 characters. I can't help it. I'm an Old Dirty Bashtard.
Bashtard by NotThatBruno March 4, 2015
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