One of the best stand-up comedians ever who accidentally ended up in politics.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
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A muggle man who is ex-president of the United States of America who is inevitably working for Lord Voldemort
George W. Bush: Lord... what shall I do next?
Voldemort: bring down the economy so i can ruin your country. get into unnecessary wars. do other random crap.
GWB: yes sir. semper fidelis. always faithful to only you Lord.
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Controversial President of the United States of America. Succeeded Bill Clinton and defeated Al Gore in the 2000 election. He is known for his strong religious convictions, initiating the "War On Terror", creating the PATRIOT Act, unusual speaking manner (Called "Bushisms" by some) and foreign policy choices which a large number of people disagree with. Unfortunately his actions have given Westerners, Americans and Christians a bad name. And some, such as Michael Moore, have gone as far as to say this his 2000 election victory was rigged.
Also known for his close, much ridiculed, relationship with former Prime Minister Tony Blair.
I find George W. Bush's decision to invade Iraq repugnant.

As an Atheist I find George W. Bush's overt Christianity disturbing.

I voted for George W. Bush
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Republican. 43rd President of the United States. His Term was from Jan 01, 2001- Jan 20, 2009.

Preceded by Bill Clinton. Succeeded by Barrack Obama.

Considered to be one of the worst Presidents for his faults while in office.

25% during the economic crisis in his second term

Sent troops to Iraq in search of WMDs when there were none.

Known to have won the second term by accusing the opponent, Democrat, John Kerry, of being a liberal who will increase taxes and not the best for the war on terrorism.

Won his second term by a 2.5% margin, lower than Woodrow Wilson's 3.1% margin.
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States.
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The pleasantly unaware former president of the United States; he is mostly known not for his politics, but for his public speaking skills(or lack there of), discussing many powerful political problems, such as, "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport," and "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." Other than those amazingly educated speeches, he is known for his amazing use of the English language. Some examples include 'strategery' and 'misunderestimated.'
George W. Bush was a great president wasn't he?

No, not really.
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43rd U.S. President. Replaced by 44th U.S. President Barack Obama January 21, 2009. Booed out of the white house by spectators while they sang Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Video can be found on youtube. The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason the US economy is in the shitter, resulting in high gas prices, bank foreclosures and more people losing their homes because they cant pay their taxes. the reason people are saving as much money as they can and cutting back, The reason we have to come up with alternative fuels like biodiesel and hydrogen fuel, the reason the US dollar doesn't buy shit anymore and isn't worth as much as it used to, the reason more of our troops are in iraq when they could be home with their families, the reason manufacturing jobs are all in china and products made today are junk and never last for anything (take box fans and plasma TVs for example)
The economy really sucks right now thanks alot George W. Bush for screwing it up. Obama can change our economy I know he can, if he can then kudos to him.
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A man who was once the President of the United States and no longer and probably won't ever again. So bye Georgie! George Bush is most known for his relationship with Afghanastan. Way to go Bush. He was the President during the 9/11 attack.

He is known for his great saying quote "...weapons of mass instuction!!!"
You go George W. Bush!
"Weapons of Mass Instuction!" - George W. Bush himself

Woah George my man, you're legit!

Tyler: Hey George W. Bush! How are you?

George W. Bush: I'm fine, Tyler. I enjoyed my time serving the United States of America when I was President.

Tyler: I'm sure you did. But whatever happened to those weapons of mass instruction?

George W. Bush: Well Tyler, to be honest, I really cannot say because the army felt these weapons were too dangerous and may errupt a World War 3 so... we melted them.

Tyler: Oh my! Oh my!
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