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One of the best stand-up comedians ever who accidentally ended up in politics.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
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Controversial President of the United States of America. Succeeded Bill Clinton and defeated Al Gore in the 2000 election. He is known for his strong religious convictions, initiating the "War On Terror", creating the PATRIOT Act, unusual speaking manner (Called "Bushisms" by some) and foreign policy choices which a large number of people disagree with. Unfortunately his actions have given Westerners, Americans and Christians a bad name. And some, such as Michael Moore, have gone as far as to say this his 2000 election victory was rigged.
Also known for his close, much ridiculed, relationship with former Prime Minister Tony Blair.
I find George W. Bush's decision to invade Iraq repugnant.

As an Atheist I find George W. Bush's overt Christianity disturbing.

I voted for George W. Bush
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A man who was once the President of the United States and no longer and probably won't ever again. So bye Georgie! George Bush is most known for his relationship with Afghanastan. Way to go Bush. He was the President during the 9/11 attack.

He is known for his great saying quote "...weapons of mass instuction!!!"
You go George W. Bush!
"Weapons of Mass Instuction!" - George W. Bush himself

Woah George my man, you're legit!

Tyler: Hey George W. Bush! How are you?

George W. Bush: I'm fine, Tyler. I enjoyed my time serving the United States of America when I was President.

Tyler: I'm sure you did. But whatever happened to those weapons of mass instruction?

George W. Bush: Well Tyler, to be honest, I really cannot say because the army felt these weapons were too dangerous and may errupt a World War 3 so... we melted them.

Tyler: Oh my! Oh my!
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#1: The worst thing to touch american soil ever, looked upon as a unpleasant mess on someone's shoe by the International Communitiy. also, its kinda funny how he "justifies" all his crazy anti- arab bullshit with the bible, which he blindly follows, which coincedintialy, happens in the middle east, which he hates.
2: Alternate definition for Asshole.
Dude number 1: dude! George W. Bush is back in office!
Dude number 2: No! do you think the world could take that disgusting mix of Hitler/Stalin/Napoleon/Satan for 4 more years?
Dude Number 1: No, we're all soon to die.
Dude number 2: Yeah, this is revalation.
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Was the thirty-third president of the United States of America from January 20, 2001 – January 20, 2009. He cheated his way to the presidency in 2000 against Al Gore. He got lucky, but still cheated to win in 2004 against J. Kerry. He somehow was not voted as the worst president in US history. He ruined the nation with debt, war, and horrible foriegn policy stances. He created his own words in some of his speeches, like "recruitements" (after looking at the vid. where he says it, he was not trying to say "recruitments"). He did whatever Dick Cheney told him to do, and did whatever it took to make himself look good on Fox News Channel. After Hurrican Katrina he did not go and land to see the destruction but instead flew over it in Marine One (the helicopter), and saw thousands of desperate Americans after a horrible natural disaster hit New Orleans. His failure led to Democrats owning the White House, Senate, and House of Reps. GWB also can't open doors.
Person 1: OMG George W. Bush is president!
Person 2: How the hell did that happen?!
Person 1: Well, what should we do?
Person 2: Protest?
Person: 1: No, move to Canada.
Person 2:............. okay.
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A leader who is so insecure about his own shit for brains level of intelligence that he appoints the most mediocre people in the world to positions of immense responsibility, which is one of the many reasons why this country is so fucked up right now, because it's staffed by these idiots so that W can walk into any given place and think to himself "I'm the smartest person here".
All you need to do is look at George W. Bush appointees like Alberto Gonzales, Harriet Myers, Mike Brown, Monica Goodling, and John Bolton to understand what I'm talking about.
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A retarded president who had threatened world peace and american economy so bad that he might as well bomb every other country while hes at it.
George W. Bush: wow I fuked up the ecunumonimies so bad I mite as well newclular bomb every other cuntry.
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