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One of the best stand-up comedians ever who accidentally ended up in politics.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

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Republican. 43rd President of the United States. His Term was from Jan 01, 2001- Jan 20, 2009.

Preceded by Bill Clinton. Succeeded by Barrack Obama.

Considered to be one of the worst Presidents for his faults while in office.

25% during the economic crisis in his second term

Sent troops to Iraq in search of WMDs when there were none.

Known to have won the second term by accusing the opponent, Democrat, John Kerry, of being a liberal who will increase taxes and not the best for the war on terrorism.

Won his second term by a 2.5% margin, lower than Woodrow Wilson's 3.1% margin.
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States.
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1 - Proof that some village in Texas is missing its idiot

2 - The reason I wonder just how competent the schooling system is (If they passed this guy...)

3 - An unitelligent chimp/example of sub-human intelligence who got elected because his brother fudged up the votes in Florida

4 - Someone who will hopefully be charged with war crimes/violating the Constitution when our 44th president enters office less than a day from now
Court Official: *holds out bible* do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

George W. Bush: *puts hand on bible* Yes.

Court Official: Is it true that your started the Iraq war?

Bush: uuuuh...no.
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World: WTF America
America: Sorry
World: You elected George W Bush twice
America: Yeah really really sorry.
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According to most people who actually read and study history professionally, is by far the worst president of the US. Bush involved the the US in two quagmires in the Middle East on borrowed money from China, did nothing about illegal immigration and corporate outsourcing, and ran up the largest debt in history, and alienated most of the world. His lack luster efforts to reform education and social security went nowhere.
George W. Bush made Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon look like exceptional leaders.
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