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Birtles

dickhead but has a big dick what he uses on females
that lad over there is a proper birtles
by jake jake 789 September 11, 2016
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bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet
hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet
by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018
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birtley

A place where numerous amounts of confused teenage chavs love. Home to 'bars' such as the three tuns and the red lion.. Also has a massive shithole of a school dumped right in the middle of it.
Person 1: areet let wu gan owa birtley tonight
Person 2: gerin kid lets fuckin gan
by Gatesheadfuckingwarrior July 2, 2016
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Birtlelating

to lose your shit. If you're stressed at work and your going crazy tourette's to yourself at your desk.
I'm so busy, i've been birtlelating since 1974
by fiveohh May 10, 2011
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Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009
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burtles

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks
The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.
by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008
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Bitless Imp

The most devastating insult especially for men. In a argument you will loose all of your health points.
No. your story is over, you bitless imp.
by Spaghettiahater101 January 29, 2022
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