Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.

"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"

Bartlesnart by M4rcus Mun1t10ns "no refunds" April 16, 2015

battlesnatch

A competition involving vagina vs. vagina where the best "snatch" wins.

Kelly's pussy and Amanda's vagina competed in a battlesnatch competition.

battlesnatch by TheHero40 September 6, 2012

battlesnatch

A vagina that has been wounded or disfigured through the combat of giving birth.

"I didn't mind eating out my wife's pretty pussy but since the birth of my twins I hate going near that battlesnatch".

battlesnatch by Rotten Prince March 22, 2010

Battleshart Craptaculica 

A crappy show about space with characters such as Gay-Ass Ball-Tar, ShartFuck, and the Chef. Also, Grey Spark.

I hope I can stop masterbating long enough to get through the new episode of BattleShart Craptaculica this friday.

Battleshart Craptaculica by The Itar December 20, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019