Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.

"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"

by M4rcus Mun1t10ns "no refunds" April 16, 2015

battlesnatch

A competition involving vagina vs. vagina where the best "snatch" wins.

Kelly's pussy and Amanda's vagina competed in a battlesnatch competition.

by TheHero40 September 6, 2012

battlesnatch

A vagina that has been wounded or disfigured through the combat of giving birth.

"I didn't mind eating out my wife's pretty pussy but since the birth of my twins I hate going near that battlesnatch".

by Rotten Prince March 22, 2010

Battleshart Craptaculica

A crappy show about space with characters such as Gay-Ass Ball-Tar, ShartFuck, and the Chef. Also, Grey Spark.

I hope I can stop masterbating long enough to get through the new episode of BattleShart Craptaculica this friday.

by The Itar December 20, 2006