birtley

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A place where numerous amounts of confused teenage chavs love. Home to 'bars' such as the three tuns and the red lion.. Also has a massive shithole of a school dumped right in the middle of it.

Person 1: areet let wu gan owa birtley tonight
Person 2: gerin kid lets fuckin gan

birtley by Gatesheadfuckingwarrior July 2, 2016

Words you can keep

Birtlelating

to lose your shit. If you're stressed at work and your going crazy tourette's to yourself at your desk.

I'm so busy, i've been birtlelating since 1974

Birtlelating by fiveohh May 10, 2011

Related Words

birtley • Bartley • Britley • Bartleyed • Birkley • Birtles • burtley • bartley challenge • Bartley Green School • Bartley Green Schooll

Bartley Green School

Full of skets and fuck boys. Deadest school in England. FEATURES MISS JACKIE CHAN. Says Outstanding but really is requires improvement

Thats schools like bartley green school: shit

Bartley Green School by TheFinesser December 27, 2018

Adam Bartley

A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.

I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection

Adam Bartley by Grimace0 March 14, 2017

Birtles

dickhead but has a big dick what he uses on females

that lad over there is a proper birtles

Birtles by jake jake 789 September 11, 2016

Bistley

North Devon word for dirty

I couldn't eat anything cooked in that bistley kitchen.

Look how bistley your car is since you drove through the mud.

Bistley by Molton Mole June 7, 2017

Britley

A girl that will want to hang out with you any day. She is very energetic and funny, and has an amazing personality. You would love to hang out with her because she would laugh with you all day. She can be shy when it comes to boys, but she is very indecisive about who she likes. She has very thicc thighs and a nice body. She has an amazing taste of style and a very beautiful smile. Never let a Britley go..

Boy 1: Oh my gosh who is that?
Boy 2: I think that’s Britley
Boy 1: I heard she’s really fun to hang around! Let’s go check her out!

Britley by MrFabulousSpideyMan August 6, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026