The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).
The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.
This is why, against the laws of
gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist
line, instead it curves upward, like the
base of a wine glass.
Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room
left for your cash... or confidence.
Example 2:
A: That
hoe is so fat!!
B: Some
respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!