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Birtle

A white man who is an idiot because he makes lots of stupid mistakes
Look over their that blokes a Birtle or ah u just did a birtle
by Lordofbants June 29, 2017
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reformed birther

When someone who was once known for promoting birther conspiracies suddenly gives up and admits that Obama was born in America.
Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.
by Just_sayin' September 18, 2016
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bartle skeet

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.
by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017
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Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017
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bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet
hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet
by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018
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joey birlem

joey birlem is the hottest guy in the world. he also has over 1.3 million followers on instagram user: @joeybirlem
"omg joey birlem is so hot omg yum"
by australianjoey November 27, 2017
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Bertle

The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).

The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.

This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.

Example 2:

A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013
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