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it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE
see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.
blokes by Glen February 6, 2005
Words you can keep
An male Australian with nothing better to do than sit and drink beer
"That bloke doesnt know what in the hell he's doin Bob!"
blokes by Reuben December 23, 2003
Modern British 'wide-boy' Slang for a sum of money. more specifically, substitution for the type of money involved: quid, pounds, dollar etc.
Said usually when large sums are involved and the speaker wants to make an impression of percieved wealth.
Two mates see each other in the street, one is casually 'showing off' his new Rolex Oyster by adjusting his cuffs in the hope of being noticed.

man1: "Cop your new ticker mate, Rolex? how much did that rush you?"
man2: "Hundred an fifty blokes off a geezer in the Lamb and Flag"
man1: 'thats a fair wedge of 'shola for a fake 'lex"
man2: 'its not fake its proper, mind you, it's probably nicked'
BLOKES by Mr. Cunninglinguist August 31, 2013

Blokes on Blokes 

When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.
Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.

Blokes before tokes 

Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.
Steve: Dude, where'd you go?

Mike: Out for a quick toke.

Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!

Blokes Advice 

A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.
Blokes Advice man: "Lads I need a hand putting this minga in her place."
Blokes Advice by Whateverandever September 24, 2021

Blokes advice 

A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing
Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer
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