burtle

A mystical creature that burrows underground and has claws and spikes on its shell. The greatest thing ever invented. Eats burtle plant and small children.

Burtles are grand

by K-Frizzle June 11, 2004

burtles

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.

by Benjamin Xavier K. I April 14, 2006

Burtle

When your pet negro sneaks out and sells your neighbors ex wife cereal

Oh no honey he burtled again, get the shotgun.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 15, 2019

Burtle

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome.

Burtle loves you.

by Burtle Man March 07, 2021

burtled

Expressing damage to an object or a person.
pr.: bertulled.

Stems from the word Burly with German roots and Norcal tweaker expression.

Alternative spelling: Bertled.

Did you see that accident on the highway ? That ladies car was fully burtled.

Earl got burtled by that guy !!!

by CurlyBird June 02, 2006

Burtle

The Taste of a joint when it’s been left unsmoked for over 24hrs

That ched one is pure burtle la

by Breadshmoker November 14, 2018

Burtle

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome. Burtle is the world's premiere burger turtle. And yes, he loves you.

Bitches love Burtle.

by Burtle Man March 07, 2021