bartlett 

a very cool and funny person, often intelligent and good looking.

man steveo is so freaking bartlett, i wish i could be him

bartlett by John Friedmann November 24, 2006

Bartlett 

The act of sticking your finger up someone's bum.

Johnson: Did u give her the bartlett?
Anon: You bet i did, smell my finger
Johnson: That's great mate....

Bartlett by golftrip02 June 23, 2007

bartlett 

An academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.

I'm driving to work this morning and a fucking bartlett cuts me off. It could hardly see over the dash board.

bartlett by Willis Shepherd October 18, 2008

bartlett 

anything small or insignificant, yet still annoying enough to get under your skin so that you define it urbandictionary.com
N.B. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!

'hey look at that kid he is well bartlett'
'the iPod nano is bartlett'

bartlett by THE FACE! July 25, 2008

bartlett 

Noun: Large pile of excrement.

Oh, man, I just stepped in a bartlett

bartlett by whackadoo January 21, 2015

bartlett 

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.

bartlett by valvespout August 30, 2005

Bartlett 

Pronounced: Bahrt lett

Noun.

That kid just recited an entire friends episode, he is a fucking Bartlett.

Often used as an insult or to describe the runt of the litter.

Bartlett by Colin Fudge July 28, 2012