Being super high and hanging out with your friends while trying to find out if cholesterising is a word and bingestes comes up in your phone definitions.
The act of taking an excessive amount of i-phone photos of the same item or event and posting three or more of these photos on Instagram all at once. This plagues Instagram feeds with boring posts and generally leads to a decrease in followers of whoever made the posts. Bingestagram usually occurs when someone has been binge drinking but also may occur by socially awkward, extremely bored, or overly excited people.
Julia was so drunk at the wedding that she bingestagramed 9 photos of herself on the dance floor.
A single night to week long festival of alcohol consumption marked by a series of regretful decisions and shameful behaviors including, but not limited to slut spirals, memory loss and various embarrassing public displays of said drunken state.
After Dan blacked out and was arrested for dancing on top of a car naked it was concluded he was on a bingefest.
Bingevest...Bingevested. To be at least two episodes into a streamed television series that you find terrible. However, because you have put it in the time thus far, you feel obligated to hunker down and finish the entire series anyway!
My whole Saturday was wasted since I was Bingevested in that horrible online tv series!
A drink consisting of 1 shot of Wild Turkey 101 dropped into a half of a glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This is often drank by the biggest, hairest man in Wisconson.
I wanted to puke after the Bingster Bomb I took last night but I held it in and had the green apple splatters the next day.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!