BigTicket

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A nickname often given to one of conservative nature. This person must be stubborn, conceited beyond belief, painfully narrow minded, and delusional. Some activities that this person partakes in are: over exaggerating drunkenness, cheating on gentlemens bets, and jerking off to Sarah Palin. Also, this person is extremely nerdy but does not seem to realize this and goes about their days falsely believing that they are cool.

M: Who's that d-bag who looks drunk even though he only had one beer?
J: Oh it must be BigTicket!

BigTicket: I am not a nerd.
Elizabeth: Dude, you have a mug that says "I love computers" and are a know it all. You are a total nerd.
BigTicket: Elizabeth you are such an education major to think that you are correct.

BigTicket by Small Ticket December 6, 2010

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big ticket

describes something of high monetary value, importance, and/or power depending on the context.

1: I heard you recently landed one of those big ticket jobs at your company.

2: You're lucky I made that big ticket move in the game the other day, we would have lost the match otherwise.

big ticket by 0rang3 September 16, 2007

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Big Ticket • The Big Ticket • bigdickitis • bigdickerus • bigdickotosis • BigDickTwink • bigpackets • Big Dick Energy • big-dicked • Big bucket

bigdickitis

(Adjective) (bihg-dic-itus) The genetic anomaly that results in a man's dick being of enlarged or abnormally huge.

"I sure feel bad for Tyson, I really dont't know how someone could walk without a wheelbarrow with having bigdickitis, and all."

bigdickitis by Genetic Illnesses May 22, 2016

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bigdickerus

a male with a big dick, the size of a god. often a womanizer and a hero to men with below average penises.

i am a hero to men, for i'm bigdickerus.

oh!! bigdickerus i will give up my life of fame and fortune

to get a dick as big as yours, big dickerus.

i'm all out of viagra, oh bigdickerus help me.

bigdickerus blessed me with this dick so i could fulfill my destiny of being a PORNSTAR.

bigdickerus by future_husky June 10, 2009

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The Big Ticket

Nick-name for Kevin Garnet

See Also: MVP

The Big Ticket is on fire it's no wonder why he's the MVP

The Big Ticket by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

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BigDickTwink

A slang word for a well endowed skinny young man.

Also known as a free American porn website, BigDickTwink.com.

Have you seen that BigDickTwink that just moved in nextdoor? He can totally get it!

BigDickTwink by YoungLilRichard June 3, 2020

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bigdickitis

make u pee pee very very big

you have bigdickitis

bigdickitis by iethwiur October 17, 2018

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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