BigTicket 

A nickname often given to one of conservative nature. This person must be stubborn, conceited beyond belief, painfully narrow minded, and delusional. Some activities that this person partakes in are: over exaggerating drunkenness, cheating on gentlemens bets, and jerking off to Sarah Palin. Also, this person is extremely nerdy but does not seem to realize this and goes about their days falsely believing that they are cool.

M: Who's that d-bag who looks drunk even though he only had one beer?
J: Oh it must be BigTicket!

BigTicket: I am not a nerd.
Elizabeth: Dude, you have a mug that says "I love computers" and are a know it all. You are a total nerd.
BigTicket: Elizabeth you are such an education major to think that you are correct.

BigTicket by Small Ticket December 6, 2010

big ticket 

describes something of high monetary value, importance, and/or power depending on the context.

1: I heard you recently landed one of those big ticket jobs at your company.

2: You're lucky I made that big ticket move in the game the other day, we would have lost the match otherwise.

big ticket by 0rang3 September 16, 2007

bigdickitis 

(Adjective) (bihg-dic-itus) The genetic anomaly that results in a man's dick being of enlarged or abnormally huge.

"I sure feel bad for Tyson, I really dont't know how someone could walk without a wheelbarrow with having bigdickitis, and all."

bigdickitis by Genetic Illnesses May 22, 2016

bigdickerus 

a male with a big dick, the size of a god. often a womanizer and a hero to men with below average penises.

i am a hero to men, for i'm bigdickerus.

oh!! bigdickerus i will give up my life of fame and fortune

to get a dick as big as yours, big dickerus.

i'm all out of viagra, oh bigdickerus help me.

bigdickerus blessed me with this dick so i could fulfill my destiny of being a PORNSTAR.

bigdickerus by future_husky June 10, 2009

The Big Ticket 

Nick-name for Kevin Garnet

See Also: MVP

The Big Ticket is on fire it's no wonder why he's the MVP

The Big Ticket by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

BigDickTwink 

A slang word for a well endowed skinny young man.

Also known as a free American porn website, BigDickTwink.com.

Have you seen that BigDickTwink that just moved in nextdoor? He can totally get it!

BigDickTwink by YoungLilRichard June 3, 2020

bigdickitis 

make u pee pee very very big

you have bigdickitis

bigdickitis by iethwiur October 17, 2018