9 definitions by Jesus Pimp

Cartman's Mom

She or he or rather it, is the biggest whore in South Park and when she isn't making a porno film or at a photo shoot for a porno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son Eric. I say it because cartman's "mom" is actually cartman's dad because she or it is a Hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.

Kyle: Oh sick dude it's some German porn site.
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)

by Jesus Pimp October 27, 2004

The Super Bowl

the natinal championship of football

the minnesota vikings should easily be able to win the super bowl this year

by Jesus Pimp October 29, 2004

spree wheels

Realy nice spinners that were invented by Latrell Sprewell of the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Spree could take any one

by Jesus Pimp October 29, 2004

The Big Ticket

Nick-name for Kevin Garnet

See Also: MVP

The Big Ticket is on fire it's no wonder why he's the MVP

by Jesus Pimp October 29, 2004

mvp

The Most Valuable Player

Kevin Garnet was the MVP

by Jesus Pimp October 29, 2004

The Mayor

Nick-name for Fred Hoiberg of the Minnesota Timberwolves

The Mayor is just unstoppable from the 3-point line

by Jesus Pimp October 29, 2004

The Candy Man

Nick-name for Michael Olowokandi

The Candy Man is unstoppable

by Jesus Pimp October 29, 2004