Beunco is real. Read the bible and stop believing he doesn't exist. This is what gets people. People who claim they don't believe he exists is what destroys your faith from the inside. When he does this, you do all this crap and fall deeper into sin and stop believing in Jesus. All Beunco wants to do is drag you deeper into sin and destroy your faith so that you can suffer forever with him in Hell when his time is up. Beunco won't stop trying to destroy your faith, he is persistent. He is also a liar and a murderer and a thief. He is the father of all lies. You can't fight him alone but Jesus can and he will help you if you choose his gift of faith. Can I get another AMEN?
The greatest lie beunco has decieved us with and still tries to is to make us believe he doesn't exist.
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Get the beunos dias fuckboi mug.A 'beunte' (pronounced bwen-tay) is a slang term for a spliff, joint, or jazz fag, a roll-up cigarette with marajuana added to taste. This term originated in the North-West of Italy, in a region named Aosta Valley. Its exact conception is unknown, though popular opinion dictates that it was derived from the Italian word 'bue', or ox. People native to the region would smoke the tail hair of their catch in order to achieve a sensation said to be reminiscent of a marajuana cigarette. The term now is popular in the York, Liverpool and Nottingham areas of the UK, where its use is prevelant throughout the youth of the cities.
"Hey Johnny, is that a beunte?"
"Yeah Steve, it's a real spicy stick-o-spliff this, ya w'own sup?"
"Damn man, you know what's up, I'm always down with a jazz fag!"
"Son you crazy, that's some hydroponic witch-craft shit!"
"That greezy bo-dayga goin' straight to ma dome!"
"Night night J-dawg, I'll see ya when the sticky-icky-icky's ridden out! Peace!"
"Yeah Steve, it's a real spicy stick-o-spliff this, ya w'own sup?"
"Damn man, you know what's up, I'm always down with a jazz fag!"
"Son you crazy, that's some hydroponic witch-craft shit!"
"That greezy bo-dayga goin' straight to ma dome!"
"Night night J-dawg, I'll see ya when the sticky-icky-icky's ridden out! Peace!"
by Mike Hill February 9, 2007
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Noun: formal version of the word beuncher.
Noun: formal version of the word beuncher.
Bro 1: *trips over crack in the sidewalk and spills his smoothies all over a loose donkey*
Bro 2: “Dude you’re being so beunchy right now”
Bro 1: “That’s because I’m around a beuncher like you!”
Bro 2: “Dude you’re being so beunchy right now”
Bro 1: “That’s because I’m around a beuncher like you!”
by WeezyGrinds November 4, 2019
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