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Beunco is real. Read the bible and stop believing he doesn't exist. This is what gets people. People who claim they don't believe he exists is what destroys your faith from the inside. When he does this, you do all this crap and fall deeper into sin and stop believing in Jesus. All Beunco wants to do is drag you deeper into sin and destroy your faith so that you can suffer forever with him in Hell when his time is up. Beunco won't stop trying to destroy your faith, he is persistent. He is also a liar and a murderer and a thief. He is the father of all lies. You can't fight him alone but Jesus can and he will help you if you choose his gift of faith. Can I get another AMEN?
The greatest lie beunco has decieved us with and still tries to is to make us believe he doesn't exist.
Beunco by sanchosuitcase December 25, 2022
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Buncombe Fudgesicle 

When you're butt blasting a broad and the lube mixes with a turd causing a fudgesicle like film on your dong. After pulling out you proceed to stick your now poop covered weiner in her mouth therefore giving her a buncombe fudgesicle.
Peter: So I was butt fucking this chick and when I pulled out my dick was covered in poop so I put it right in her pie hole.
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle
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bunco squad 

The bunco squad is those policemen who investigate confidence swindles. In use from the 40's through the 60's. Not usual among law enforcement today.

The original "bunco" was a dishonest gambling game. Perhaps a variant of banco, from Spanish banca, which is a card game similar to "monte".

Eventually the word evolved to mean swindling or fraud of any sort).

Now applied to various groups of poseurs who appear with their wack front.
"The Bunko people are really carrying a needle for the Rube"--W.S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch

Look... Here comes the bunco squad in their rice burner CRXs.
bunco squad by Earl Buttle August 10, 2005
Also as "bunko".
See "bunco squad".

The original "bunco" was a dishonest gambling game. Can be used to imply deceit and fraud.
In the old days, Sgt. Joe Friday and Officer Gannon on the TV show "Dragnet", working out of the bunko squad, would bust some scam artist for conning some little old ladies.
bunco by Earl Buttle August 10, 2005

benconnor 

Two Awsome people called ben and connor
A. Wow those two are Awsome, who are they?

B. they must be ben and Connor

Benconnor
benconnor by Bob12543 January 7, 2014

North Buncombe High 

The most redneck of all the schools in Buncombe country N.C. Once had a highly questionable (bdsm master) security guard. Has very fancy bathrooms where the stall doors are sheets of spray painted ply wood with the corners cut out so you can open it over the toilet.
Administrator - you’re fired from north Buncombe high
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for being a bdsm god

North Buncombe High 

The most redneck of schools in Buncombe county N.C. Once had a very questionable (bdsm master) security guard, and has a HORRIBLE football team.
Administrator - you’re fired from north Buncombe high
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for making bdsm related tiktoks at the school, and causing complete chaos across the whole school.