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Adjective: descriptive word, meaning anything ranging from crazy, to absolute bonkers.

Noun: formal version of the word beuncher.
Bro 1: *trips over crack in the sidewalk and spills his smoothies all over a loose donkey*

Bro 2: “Dude you’re being so beunchy right now”

Bro 1: “That’s because I’m around a beuncher like you!”
Beunchy by WeezyGrinds November 4, 2019
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bunchy eyes

Eyes that are all squinty or red due to tiredness, annoyance, or anger. Sometimes attributed to being drunk or high.
She asked me if her hair looked good and I took too long to answer. She glared at me with bunchy eyes.
bunchy eyes by eTom December 1, 2011
Related Words
cranky; pissy; to have your "panties in a bunch"
Have you not had your coffee yet? You're so bunchy.
bunchy by krage11 June 10, 2013
A word for how good the brunch options are in a city.
Portland is way more brunchy than Seattle.
brunchy by WiggumX June 6, 2011

Bunchy dick 

When the dick (a man's front butt) becomes uncomfortably bunchy (wadded up and/or tucked into itself or other). Annoying, and often painful.
I was wearing a pair of 1 piece pajamas. That shit gave me bunchy dick!
Bunchy dick by Melissameow June 10, 2016
A skinny long haired male often mistaken for a lesbian

Always juicy and can be found half naked out the front of mac Donald's or Kmart trying to tick drugs
I bought a bot off that benchy the other day cunt is FUCKED
Benchy by Frankmillsenburg February 25, 2017
A word only used by charlatan professors and their adopted chimpanzee apprentices. As slang, the word is mis-used commonly to describe benches, as said apprentices (although, more particularly Luke Triton) have no imagination at all.
"Yep, that's a bench. Sure is... benchy."- Luke Triton

"LUKE TRITON! YOU BENCHY LITTLE TWAT."- Don Paolo
benchy by Don Paolo December 10, 2011