a common algerian word defining a liquid state of shit, similar to diarrhea but just less liquid, is always used in a figurative way to say that someone is in a bad situation that has no escape
jeff: ay yo my man what's wrong with you ? you look stressed.
kev: i'm in the Bertit, life is hitting me left and right.
kev: i'm in the Bertit, life is hitting me left and right.
by maalefty December 20, 2017
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His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy
His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy
by flødefader November 1, 2019
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by Limess September 24, 2018
Get the bertstrips mug.Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!
by flowerjasmin July 29, 2011
Get the Bertie Gilbert mug.An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.
by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010
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by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011
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Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.
That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.
by Jjazz December 17, 2013
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