Bertit

a common algerian word defining a liquid state of shit, similar to diarrhea but just less liquid, is always used in a figurative way to say that someone is in a bad situation that has no escape

jeff: ay yo my man what's wrong with you ? you look stressed.
kev: i'm in the Bertit, life is hitting me left and right.

by maalefty December 20, 2017

Bertil

A nice guy that most people like, he can though be a little impertinent som times.
His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy

wow his dick is so big
are you talking about Bertil
yeah

by flødefader November 1, 2019

bertstrips

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.

r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.

by Limess September 24, 2018

Bertie Gilbert

Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!

Wow, look at his cleftchin, Oh wow its Bertie Gilbert!

by flowerjasmin July 29, 2011

Bertstare

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

Heavy Bertation

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.

Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011

beatitude

The feeling of supreme blessedness, usually associated with a creative movement. (Eg: finishing a great work of art, writing, or music)
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.

That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.

by Jjazz December 17, 2013