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Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.
You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg
Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010
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Beautiful
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Did you see that goddess who just walked in...what a Bernita...simply divine!
Bernita by simply divine November 21, 2010
Bertina: German for "bright, shining", and that's exactly what she is!

The sweetest, awesomest, friendliest girl you could ever know. Often so amazing that it stupifies you. Always makes impartial judgements and tries to be fair to everyone. Knows when to be responsible, and gives more than she receives. May be a little on the short side, with bright eyes and a tendency to be quiet. When you know a Bertina, your life will have a bit more light. Always has interesting conversation topics and very creative. Sacrifices herself for good work and for those that she treasures. A Bertina is a good and loyal friend you will remember forever and ever~

May be called Bert, Tina, Birdy, or Tuna. Will take almost every nickname graciously, too!
Person 1 : Do you remember a person called Bertina?
Person 2 : That awesome girl?
Person 1 : Exactly!
Bertina by soralaaa October 13, 2010
A kurdish female. Very loyal to people around her. Loves her culture and is proud to be kurdish. She wants to be loved but doesnt show it. She puts peoples opinions before her own ones. Get yourself a girl like beritan
"Who's that girl?" " thats beritan fam. I want to cuff her"
Beritan by Kurdishhh May 13, 2018
He is a healthy and sweet to the ones he love but like death to the ones he hate. Beritan won’t let anything go in this path to complete his goals.
Friend: who’s that man” Me:thats beritan stay away from him he’s strong as a god
Beritan by Truth1989 January 8, 2019
The feeling you get when you can't understand something that everyone else can.
I didn't understand the maths problem but everyone else did. It made me feel quite beritan.
beritan by Nancyyyyyyyy February 8, 2019
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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