Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

bert stare 

when someone gives you a certain stare that resembles berts stare from sesame street.

i walked by that idiot and bert stared him

bert stare by kmp123 September 4, 2010

bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.

r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.

bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

beatstreet 

For a person or an object or situation (etc.) to be on the street of "beat"; used figuratively. Beat is defined in this instance as being lame or boring.

"It's so awkward right now between me and my family after I walked out on Christmas."
"I know, it's beatstreet.

"My girlfriend just broke up with me and tore shit up in my apartment before she left!"
"Beatstreet."

"I hate you."
"Ugh! That's beatstreet, man!"

beatstreet by why wasn't this defined yet? April 5, 2008

Beatstreet 

One who is beatstreet is so entirely cool for their own good that they are almost uncool.

Catalina: I know, I know, I'm sorry I won't meet up with you on the freedom trail I've just got other more important things to do with my time.
Laura: Oh I see how it is, too beatstreet to hang out at one of your favorite historical locations anymore!

Beatstreet by CatPat February 27, 2006

Beatstar 

Amazing piano-tiles-style game that led me to the knowledge of Gorillaz.

Guy: I never knew of Gorillaz until I played Beatstar.

Beatstar by BillyMcKoolKid June 30, 2022

Bertster 

Is a very sweet guy, with a very loving heart. He is a hard worker and would do anything for anyone. He is also very handsome, the most handsome man you will ever see.

Check out that Bertster over there, he just saved that kitten stuck in the tree.

Bertster by fall243 October 2, 2013