A typically angry person who hates you, black people, and basically anyone who isn't himself. Has a strong affinity towards pentagrams. Also known to be straightedge and carry a knife and/or gun. Commonly enjoys brutality, and has an unnatural ability to find random, obscene images using google image search. Especially enjoys finding outstanding examples of African-American culture.

Typical behavior usually includes avoidance of ever doing laundry, wearing clothes that are far too small, and being generally abusive towards anyone and anything. Also rumored to be a sub-par gamer. Can sometimes be seen wearing a grill featuring the Star of David. Behavior strongly influenced by Chingy, Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis, Where Da Gol At, and Nazi Germany.

Musical taste generally includes hardcore, R. Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, Miss Peaches, David Bowie, Hebrew Crunk, and Trick Daddy, among others.

Common catch phrases include the following:
"You don't know me!"
"Yo, I know skunks."
"You're so drunk."
"Fuck you."

Person 1: "Man, what is that guy's problem?"
Person 2: "Don't mind him, it's just Berkeypile."

Marshall: "Hey Berkeypile, what's goin on?"
Berkeypile: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM."

"Berkeypile was supposed to come over tonight, but he decided to stay home when he heard Jon was going to be here, too."

"Berkeypile is the man."

Berkeypile by Ethnic Cleansing November 1, 2007

Related Words

Bernkey • Berkey • benkey • Berkey Flip • Berkeypile • berney • jacob berney • The Berkey • The Berkey Effect • Barn Key

Berkey

The definition of loser

You're being a real Berkey right now

Berkey by Jeff Kaplam September 2, 2021

The Berkey Effect

The aftermath of a traumatic, dark leader. His toxicity is lingering even long after he has gone.

Hey Susan, it looks like we are still suffering from "The Berkey Effect" here at work. Things are still screwed up after he left.

The Berkey Effect by UrbanHobbit November 6, 2019

berney

dance where people let their bodies go completely limp and make themselves look like zombies

Teach me how to berney, teach me teach me how to berney

berney by BAM12345678910111213141516 March 18, 2011

benkey

A benkey is a type of bank that instead of keeping you money safe they take it all from you and never give it back

Mathew: i cant belive you work at a benkey

James:yeah well i make more money than you

Mathew: yeah by stealing it

benkey by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Berkey Flip

Describes a person belonging to the Conservative Mennonite church.These people land somewhere between Amish and regular folks. They generally want to come across as better than Amish,but sure do a poor job of it. Spend their lives worrying about what the neighbors think.

He tries to come acoss like he is so "with it" but he won't let his wife wear slacks. Stupid Berkey Flip!

Berkey Flip by junebug December 2, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026