Berkey 

The definition of loser

You're being a real Berkey right now

Berkey by Jeff Kaplam September 2, 2021

Berkey 

The biggest speed trap in USA. If you ever drive through berkey watch out for the bald headed asshole cop. The speed limits are pathetic(for miles and miles)

Ah man I got a speeding ticket in "Berkey."

Berkey by mike419829 January 13, 2009

Berkey Flip 

Describes a person belonging to the Conservative Mennonite church.These people land somewhere between Amish and regular folks. They generally want to come across as better than Amish,but sure do a poor job of it. Spend their lives worrying about what the neighbors think.

He tries to come acoss like he is so "with it" but he won't let his wife wear slacks. Stupid Berkey Flip!

Berkey Flip by junebug December 2, 2003

The Berkey Effect 

The aftermath of a traumatic, dark leader. His toxicity is lingering even long after he has gone.

Hey Susan, it looks like we are still suffering from "The Berkey Effect" here at work. Things are still screwed up after he left.

The Berkey Effect by UrbanHobbit November 6, 2019

The Berkey

''The Berkey'' is a term used for shitting all over someones chest and liking it off while saying 67

Dude The Berkey method is low-key the way to go, ask Vaughn... he's kind of a pro... if you know what I mean.

The Berkey by jurrsep May 15, 2026

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013

The Berkery 

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.

I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!

The Berkery by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014