Berkey

The definition of loser

You're being a real Berkey right now

by Jeff Kaplam September 2, 2021

Berkey

The biggest speed trap in USA. If you ever drive through berkey watch out for the bald headed asshole cop. The speed limits are pathetic(for miles and miles)

Ah man I got a speeding ticket in "Berkey."

by mike419829 January 13, 2009

Berkey Flip

Describes a person belonging to the Conservative Mennonite church.These people land somewhere between Amish and regular folks. They generally want to come across as better than Amish,but sure do a poor job of it. Spend their lives worrying about what the neighbors think.

He tries to come acoss like he is so "with it" but he won't let his wife wear slacks. Stupid Berkey Flip!

by junebug December 2, 2003

The Berkey Effect

The aftermath of a traumatic, dark leader. His toxicity is lingering even long after he has gone.

Hey Susan, it looks like we are still suffering from "The Berkey Effect" here at work. Things are still screwed up after he left.

by UrbanHobbit November 6, 2019

Berkeley hummer

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

by Slave33 August 28, 2013

The Berkery

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.

I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!

by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014

berkeley high

1. Berkeley high (BHS) is a place for stoners and preps alike. Located in Berkeley, California, there is no wrong way to be at this school. Filled with the youth of today's America, some wanting to learn, some wanting to burn. And there's lots of that too, after all, it is berkeley.
2. Because of its large amount of Mary Jane, a common term has become being 'Berkeley High'.

1. Bro #1: "What college are you gonna go to man?"
Bro #2: "I go to berkeley high bruh... don't you mean: 'are you gonna go to college'?"
2. Bro #1: "Dude how stoned are you on a scale of sorta high to berkeley high?"

by BHS bro #1 June 10, 2010