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A benkey is a type of bank that instead of keeping you money safe they take it all from you and never give it back
Mathew: i cant belive you work at a benkey

James:yeah well i make more money than you

Mathew: yeah by stealing it
benkey by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
Words you can keep
An extremely hard black out, perhaps you wake up with an IV in your arm after getting your stomach pumped, or perhaps you wake up next to an ugly ass hoe, without any idea of whether you hooked up.
Bro what happened to you last night?”

“No idea man I Beneyamed so tough.”
Beneyam by GrumboSlayer May 19, 2019
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benkey bonkey Benjey bunkey Bankey Binkey Bendeye Beneyam benkelman benney
me. benrey. benreybenreybenreybenreybenrey from hlvrai
“thanks to benrey’s song of death!”
“benrey, shut up
benrey by benreybenrybenreybenry December 24, 2020
A girl who has a very big and jiggly ass.
Damn, that girl has a bonkey.
Bonkey by TruBiDoR July 30, 2009
1) An unclassifiable species that pride themselves on being "different" and can be commonly found roaming in suburban areas or sheltered from the outside...seeking comfort by gaming.

2) Derived from the term Blenky, a Blenkey can be oddly cool and attractive due to its social obtusity and unique way of dress.

3) Another term for a Cynical Bastard

4) A person who communicates through a series of insults and put downs.
OMFG you're such a Blenkey!
Blenkey by NOMsexual June 4, 2010
one eye being straight the other being at weird angle
"is that man looking at me or looking over there?"

"he has bonkeye"

"hahaha i think i pissed my pants"
bonkeye by tro23 October 22, 2006

Stinky Binkey 

A Stinky Binkey is performed when you stick a pacifier up your butt and then stick it in an unsuspecting person's mouth. Then you have to yell "Stinky Binkey" and run away.
Everybody at the rave started laughing when we gave that kid a Stinky Binkey.
Stinky Binkey by Ravrdj September 6, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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