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A benkey is a type of bank that instead of keeping you money safe they take it all from you and never give it back
Mathew: i cant belive you work at a benkey

James:yeah well i make more money than you

Mathew: yeah by stealing it
benkey by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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An extremely hard black out, perhaps you wake up with an IV in your arm after getting your stomach pumped, or perhaps you wake up next to an ugly ass hoe, without any idea of whether you hooked up.
“Bro what happened to you last night?”

“No idea man I Beneyamed so tough.”
Beneyam by GrumboSlayer May 19, 2019
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benkey • bonkey • Benjey • bunkey • Bankey • Binkey • Bendeye • Beneyam • benkelman • benney
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“thanks to benrey’s song of death!”
“benrey, shut up”
benrey by benreybenrybenreybenry December 24, 2020
A girl who has a very big and jiggly ass.
Damn, that girl has a bonkey.
Bonkey by TruBiDoR July 30, 2009
1) An unclassifiable species that pride themselves on being "different" and can be commonly found roaming in suburban areas or sheltered from the outside...seeking comfort by gaming.

2) Derived from the term Blenky, a Blenkey can be oddly cool and attractive due to its social obtusity and unique way of dress.

3) Another term for a Cynical Bastard

4) A person who communicates through a series of insults and put downs.
OMFG you're such a Blenkey!
Blenkey by NOMsexual June 4, 2010
one eye being straight the other being at weird angle
"is that man looking at me or looking over there?"

"he has bonkeye"

"hahaha i think i pissed my pants"
bonkeye by tro23 October 22, 2006

Stinky Binkey 

A Stinky Binkey is performed when you stick a pacifier up your butt and then stick it in an unsuspecting person's mouth. Then you have to yell "Stinky Binkey" and run away.
Everybody at the rave started laughing when we gave that kid a Stinky Binkey.
Stinky Binkey by Ravrdj September 6, 2005
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