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Benedetti Curse
Boys/Men with the last name Benedetti will find love but will never keep it. Forever lost in a cycle of heartbreak they are more commonly called Maledetti which changes the meaning of the name from blessed to cursed. Their eternal hunt for prosperity and fame will always triumph over any relationship and women who may be involved with a Benedetti man will fall victim to heartache and loss. They will be pushed to success by their family and will pushed away from love as well.
“Sure he may be cute but you don’t want that Benedetti curse!”
“Yea, they went out for like 4 years but they fell victim to the Benedetti curse and his Mom made them breakup!”
“Yea, they went out for like 4 years but they fell victim to the Benedetti curse and his Mom made them breakup!”
Benedetti Curse by Itallianbella November 6, 2018
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Benged • benedict • Benedict Arnold • banged • Benedict Cumberbatch • Banged Up • benedikt • banged out • benedita • Benedict XVI
Benedouche
Josh: Cumberbatch is amazing!
Craig: You must be a Cumberbitch
Josh: No you fool! I'm simply a Benedouche.
Craig: You must be a Cumberbitch
Josh: No you fool! I'm simply a Benedouche.
Benedouche by BenedoucheT-Ray May 27, 2013
Chat shit get banged
When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"
Chat shit get banged by Nerday November 23, 2015
Benedetta
Smart, beautiful young Italian woman.
The most beautiful woman inch by inch that might exist in a world of mortals, the most beautiful of the nine heavens, more than Beatrice in the Empyrean, divinity in all her entire smile.
Enjoys the good food and wines, also the wind while driving her motorcycle around the cities she travel.
She pretends to be critical of the good use of shirts, but is a good art curator, and excellent writter.
He needs to learn from the basic handling of tools and slow and glued tropical dances.
The most beautiful woman inch by inch that might exist in a world of mortals, the most beautiful of the nine heavens, more than Beatrice in the Empyrean, divinity in all her entire smile.
Enjoys the good food and wines, also the wind while driving her motorcycle around the cities she travel.
She pretends to be critical of the good use of shirts, but is a good art curator, and excellent writter.
He needs to learn from the basic handling of tools and slow and glued tropical dances.
benedicta
Benedicta is that caring person who thinks a lot about family.She is so hardworking and does the best possible to satisfy the people around her.She is a beautiful girl.She has a good shape too and very decent.God is first in her life and she loves to own a family of her own.She is a blessing to who ever she comes across. Long to be with a BENEDICTA.She is a good designer and very innovative.
benedicta by Blessed Daughter Of Zion June 30, 2017
Benedetta
Benedetta is one of the best friends a person could ever have. She is funny but also trustworthy, weird but also the kindest person you will ever meet. Even if you fight with her over stupid things, you know that she is one of the best people out there, and you can really trust her with EVERYTHING. Having her as a best friend is the best thing ever, and she is the person you can trust with everything.
Oh my god, Benedetta is so fun! She is the best person ever! She can be weird but like its ok cuz she's cool.
Person 1: Oh shit, is that Benedetta with a focaccia?
Person 2: Yeaa... I'm not surprised.
Person 1: Oh shit, is that Benedetta with a focaccia?
Person 2: Yeaa... I'm not surprised.
Benedetta by blueroomiscool November 28, 2019
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