Benedict

Benedict. A quite guy, but opens up the closer you are to him. Low key the smartest guy you'll know and the greatest friend you'll ever have.And you'll only appreciate him most when you seek his advice or ask him for help.

Random Person: "You are Benedict, right? "
Benedict: "..."

by LowKey Dictionary June 6, 2018

Benedict

Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.

Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.

by chief84 August 11, 2008

Benedict

The most handsome man on the planet, he makes you laugh all the time his humor is great. He is a bit of a weirdo at heart and someone that loves doggies. He gets a bit carried away with his sarcasm but his heart is always in the right place. He has a heart of gold and loves and cares for his girlfriend.

friend: hows you and your boyfriend Benedict?
girlfriend: Benedict is the most amazing boyfriend

by turtlesrcoolerthanu November 14, 2019

Benedict

Benedict is a man or so he may seem...
The brightest star in the galaxy

A wonder to our universe!
A benevolent being who if not being the sexiest man on the planet is probably being the kindest.
People of the world be prepared because one day you may meet the Benedict...Our silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.

Have no fear Benedict is here!

by Bluelagoon18 September 8, 2014

benedict

benedict is a really nice guy. if you ever meet a benedict make sure to ask him out. you wont regret it. sometimes benedict can fall out with his friends. this is because his friends are being stupid. benedict always knows best. benedict can be the best friend you always wanted. benedict also likes being milked like a cow. benedict frequently engages in sexual activity and is very good at it.

"you're dating benedict?"

"since when were you friends with benedict?"
"I saw benedict last night"

by dr panther November 24, 2020

Benedict

probably the cutest pet one can have

Females were all on me when they saw me walking my eggs benedict down the street.

by benedictowner June 30, 2009

benedict

(v) to fuck over; to betray; to mislead

That lunatic totally benedicted me

Wow! He should win the Oscar for benedicting us.

by Pc Px3 January 21, 2009