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Bendy-Bengy 

A crooked penis that sometimes looks like a banana.

Acronym: BB

Note: This was the original slang word for a bent penis, I'm just reincarnating it. Fuck all the other people who submitted the same definition
You show a dick to a girl:

You: Hey baby, check out this beast-

Girl: Woah, what a Bendy-Bengy you got there.
Bendy-Bengy by Kartex / sQuidzz June 22, 2011
Words you can keep

bendy ruler 

A growing meme in Happytwt referencing skeppys “I’m as straight as a ruler” tweet
Skeppy: I’m as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?
bendy ruler by layaakasomeone February 16, 2021

Bendy and the Ink Machine 

"Bendy and the Ink Machine™" is a first person puzzle action horror game that begins in the far days past of animation and ends in a very dark future. Created by theMeatly, it is set thirty years after you, the main character, has stopped working for an animation company. With amazing graphics, controls and gameplay, this game is probably one of the best out there. However, in terms of fandom, it's slowly but surely descending into a future like Tattletail, Minecraft, Hello Neighbour, and Undertale's.
"Man, did you see that cool game, Bendy and the Ink Machine? What a cool first person puzzle action horror game!"
"Yeah man, searched it up, was greated with this weird demon guy having a blowjob with this wolf. Was not pleasant."
"o"
An ink demon summoned by Joey Drew, the owner of SillyVision. Friend of Boris the Wolf, and Alice Angel. The lord to Sammy Lawrence, the music director, and master of the Searchers, ink blobs. Two pointy horns, a bow tie, gloves with two buttons and the classic grin on his floating head. He's the classic cartoon, and the mascot of Bacon Soup. For some reason, he doesn't check closets.

If you touch Leu he will murder your face.
Joey Drew Boris the Wolf Alice Angel Sammy Lawrence SillyVision Bacon Soup Searchers Bendy
Bendy by Leu Fanimeotaku October 6, 2017

bendy wendy

A Bendy Wendy, is a name someone would call a person who has not got a completely straight penis.
Example;
1.Stuart penis is like a bendy Wendy

2.His penis was like a bendy Wendy
bendy wendy by Gary Welsh February 16, 2018

H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
The ink cookie cat shaped little devil darllin'.

Often expressed through the internet as "Senpai"
Oh no! Bendy has to run away from the terrible fandom!!!!
Bendy by AngelDoggoBoi October 16, 2018
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