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To shit on someone from a great height.
I can't see how my day could get any worse. First a bird bemuted me while I was getting off the bus, then I nearly got run over by a car and now you're telling me I'm fired!
bemuted by Compsense May 1, 2009
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A hairy mutt found on the scraggiest of females particularly teenagers who do not shave
"man i got some harry cunt"
"lol bemutt"
Bemutt by colbar September 29, 2008

bemustached 

Adj. Having a mustache that is particularly prominent or a defining facial feature.
This seemed very likely too, as classic and contemporary literature was practically falling off of the shelves in the rooms behind the bemustached man.
bemustached by Marinarinator November 4, 2014

bemahtlac 

Usually mogs the entire school. A chill dude with incredible looks. He has a lot of aura too.
“Bemahtlac found his inner light!!”
bemahtlac by pslgod January 16, 2025

bemahtlac 

is said to mog anyone who crosses his path. Shoutout @bemahtlac on Instagram need money for hr2 give me 70 bands ily
I love shouting out bemahtlac on socials
bemahtlac by pslgod January 16, 2025

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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