bemuted 

To shit on someone from a great height.

I can't see how my day could get any worse. First a bird bemuted me while I was getting off the bus, then I nearly got run over by a car and now you're telling me I'm fired!

bemuted by Compsense May 1, 2009

bemused 

A state of being truly confuzzled, bewildered, or just plain confused.

Also, having feelings of wry amusement

The specifics of the quantum physics lecture bemused him.

His unique manner of speaking bemused her.

bemused by buffyfan_5 March 31, 2008

Bemused 

A state of total confusion and inability to understand or comprehend something.

Conflicting information or action from a source than anticipated.

WTF just happened...

I was first told one thing and then totally bemused when the opposite happened.

Bemused by Ace4kingAce March 7, 2019

Bemused 

Boringly amused

“I was bemused at the tv program; I’m bemusement that the person over the is seeking attention; bemusing date/year”
I’ve been using this word since before early 1970s, Australia, Melbourne.

Bemused by BittemYum December 16, 2019