Bellmonkey

The term bellmonkey is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. You call someone a bellmonkey when they say or do something stupid.

Mark - why didn't my food cook ?
Craig - you never turned on the oven, you bellmonkey.

Bellmonkey by PicklePants_01 January 26, 2021

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Bullhonkey

Used instead of bullshit

That game was Bullhonkey!!!

Bullhonkey by Lightnin August 6, 2007

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bearmonkey

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.

Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."

bearmonkey by biomechanic April 15, 2007

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bullhonkey

When something is unfair and uncool.

Jake: "DUDE, you know that chick we picked up at the party?"

Cory: "Yeah, man, she was damn finee."

Jake: "...Turns out she's a dude..."

Cory: "AHH, THAT'S BULLHONKEY!"

bullhonkey by JWest and KelseyKatastrophe. October 16, 2008