bearmonkey

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.

Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."

by biomechanic April 15, 2007

bearmonkey

1. what you name someone when you do not want to have sex with them.

2. what you name someone while making fun of the person who likes him/her

1- "ew, he's a bearmonkey"

2- "oh yeah, you ride that bearmonkey!"

by Joanna T November 12, 2006

blargonkey

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

Barmonkey

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

by thursdayschild August 11, 2010

beermoney

Beermoney is online money-making opportunities. These are things that (usually) will not allow a user to make a living, but it can help provide some extra cash on the side for your habits or needs. Not all money-making opportunities are considered beermoney though.

r/beermoneyindia is a great community.

by S52 November 26, 2021

bardonkey

a girl with a big ass and ugly face

damn yo chick is a bardonkey

by keevee April 25, 2007